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Fucking Potty Training Woks

Fucking Potty Training Works!
Fucking Potty Training Works!

Fucking Potty Training Woks !

Here are the Fucking important links:

  1. Potty Training Video 1:
  2. Potty Training App Ios
  3. Potty Training App Android 
  4. Potty Training Best Book 
  5. Potty Training Song: 
  6. Potty Training Video song: Old Mac Donald Had a farm
  7. Potty Training Song – Hip Hop: 

 

Who said  potty training was easy…Well it can be FUCKING horrible!!  But don´t worry, with this technique! will bee soooo fun to clean his poop!!

1st rule: DO NOT START Physical potty Training (YET)

2nd rule: Only start Physical potty training when i tell you  😉

3rd rule: start with this Not-Fucking stage (fun stage)….For 1-2 months only “play/teach” theory how?

a. Every day play one game

b. Take preferred toy to the potty

c. Watch potty training cartoon videos

d. Play with potty apps

e. Read potty training books

f. Jump over the potty

g. Play flushing

h. Play saying goodby to (mom´s) pee/poo

i. Read a book over the potty (toilet closed).

j. Play ipad or iphone over the potty (and flush)

k. Go with siblings to the potty

l. Go with you to the potty

m. Go with older cousins-friends to the potty

n. Sing potty songs

o. Invent a game.

p. Tell me the game you invented in the comments 😉 

Now is time you repeat , repeat , repeat this steps.,,

then take a big breath! and start the FUCKING state!

(infographic yet to come!!!)

Potty Dance Lyrics | Potty Song Lyrics (video)

Here is a list of the best Potty Dance Songs With Lyrics!

POTTY SONG LYRICS

1.  Potty Song comes with lyrics

parents can sing and engage more with their kids during potty training 

(This Song is Part of the App: Potty Training Learning with the animals)

aplicaciones-para-androidaplicaciones-para-ios

Potty Song lyrics :

Do The Potty Dance,

Do Do The Potty Dance.

If you can feel it then it’s time,

Go to your potty put your pants down.

Sit over and wait.

Wait Wait Wait.

Until you poo or pee, or both 

Then you’ve got to wipe it away,

with toilet paper,

and celebrate as you flush it away.

Flush Flush Flush it away.

And do the potty dance.

Goodbye poop and pee, it’s just that easy.

Do The Potty Dance, Do Do The Potty Dance.

If you can feel it then it’s time, Go to your potty put your pants down.

The Potty Song is part of the Award Winning App “Potty Training Learning with the animals“.  Help parents turn this frustrating task into an fun activity. Inculdes: Potty Song Lyrics, Potty Dance animation, Potty training game.

Dowload potty training app for itunesDownload potty training app for android

2.  Potty Song comes with lyrics (Hip- Hop)

parents can sing and engage more with their kids during potty training  

(This Song is Part of the App: Potty Training Learning with the animals)

aplicaciones-para-androidaplicaciones-para-ios

Potty Song lyrics :

Do The Potty Dance,

Do Do The Potty Dance.

If you can feel it then it’s time,

Go to your potty put your pants down.

Sit over and wait.

Wait Wait Wait.

Until you poo or pee, or both 

Then you’ve got to wipe it away,

with toilet paper,

and celebrate as you flush it away.

Flush Flush Flush it away.

And do the potty dance.

Goodbye poop and pee, it’s just that easy.

Do The Potty Dance, Do Do The Potty Dance.

If you can feel it then it’s time, Go to your potty put your pants down.

The Potty Song is part of the Award Winning App “Potty Training Learning with the animals“.  Help parents turn this frustrating task into an fun activity. Inculdes: Potty Song Lyrics, Potty Dance animation, Potty training game.

Dowload potty training app for itunesDownload potty training app for android

3.  Potty Song comes with lyrics

parents can sing and engage more with their kids during potty training  

(This Song is Part of the App: Potty Training Learning with the animals)

aplicaciones-para-androidaplicaciones-para-ios

Potty Song lyrics :

Big girls and big boys learn to use the toilet.
princess isa and agus need to use the potty.
princess isa and agus know what it feels like when they need to use the toilet. Do you know what it feels like when you need to use the toilet?
Should princess isa and agus poop and pee in their diapers? Oh! They don´t want to do it in their diapers. They want to be big kids now. Big kids do not wear diapers.
Should they use the potty instead?
What should isa and agus do?
What does the chicken do?
Wow! What a big, clever chicken!
What does Danny the dog do?
Oh! Well done, Danny!
Now it is Harry the horse who wants to poo. What does he do?
What does Leo the lion do?
Leo does not want to use the toilet. He is busy playing
But Leo can’t wait any longer! He must go!
princess isa and agus really need to use the toilet.
princess isa sits on the potty and waits…and waits.
princess isa sits on the big toilet and waits…nothing happens.
princess isa and isa go on waiting…
Now they are ready to play again!

The Potty Song is part of the Award Winning App “Potty Training Learning with the animals“.  Help parents turn this frustrating task into an fun activity. Inculdes: Potty Song Lyrics, Potty Dance animation, Potty training game.

Dowload potty training app for itunesDownload potty training app for android

4.  Old Mac Donald Had a Potty training video – comes with lyrics 

parents can sing and engage more with their kids during potty training  

(This Song is Part of the App: Potty Training Learning with the animals)

aplicaciones-para-androidaplicaciones-para-ios

Potty Song lyrics :

Old MacDany had to pee,

E-I-E-I-O.

And on his house he had a potty,

E-I-E-I-O.

With a potty, potty here,

And a potty, potty there,

Here a potty, there a potty,

Everywhere a potty, potty,

Old MacDany had to pee,

E-I-E-I-O.

Old MacDany had to pee,

E-I-E-I-O.

(original: and on his farm he had some cows)..

(i ad this next, but i am not sure if it matches correctly)

And on his feet he had to jump

E-I-E-I-O.

With a jump, jump here,

And a jump, jump there,

Here a jump, there a jump,

Everywhere a jump, jump,

Old MacDany had to pee,

E-I-E-I-O.

Old MacDany had to pee,

E-I-E-I-O.

And on his potty he had to sit

E-I-E-I-O.

With a sit, sit here,

And a sit, sit there,

Here a sit, there a sit,

Everywhere a sit, sit,

Old MacDany had to pee,

E-I-E-I-O.

Old MacDany had to pee,

E-I-E-I-O.

And after potty he had to clean

E-I-E-I-O.

With a soap, soap here,

And a soap, soap there,

Here a soap, there a soap,

Everywhere a soap, soap,

And on his potty he had to pee

E-I-E-I-O.

The Potty Song is part of the Award Winning App “Potty Training Learning with the animals“.  Help parents turn this frustrating task into an fun activity. Inculdes: Potty Song Lyrics, Potty Dance animation, Potty training game.

Dowload potty training app for itunesDownload potty training app for android

5.  The Potty Dance from Pull-Ups

Do the, Potty Dance,

Do the, Potty Dance,

Right side, Cross,

Left Side, Cross,

Step, Step, Toes, Waist, Celebrate

Right side, Cross,

Left Side, Cross,

Step, Step, Toes, Waist, Celebrate

Do the potty dance

I am a big kid now

 

I drive my car

Watch me play Guitar

Do the, Potty Dance,

Right side, Cross,

Left Side, Cross,

Step, Step, Toes, Waist, Celebrate

Do the, Potty Dance,

Lets shake now!

Right side, Cross,

Left Side, Cross,

Step, Step, Toes, Waist, Celebrate

Do the, Potty Dance,

Lets play the Drums,

Right side, Cross,

Left Side, Cross,

Step, Step, Toes, Waist, Celebrate

 

6.  Potty Song: I go Potty

 Well, would you look at that! 

I can pee and poop on the potty
I can pee and poop on the potty
Yes, I can pee and poop on the potty
Yes, I can! 
I can pee and poop on the potty

I wash my hands after I go potty
Yes, I wash my hands after I go potty
You got to get them clean
I wash my hands after I go potty
Use plenty of soap!
Yes, I wash my hands after I go potty

Well, look at me!

I’m a big kid now, I go to the potty
I’m a big kid now, I go to the potty
Yes, I do!
Oh, I’m a big kid now, I go to the potty
Yes, I’m a big kid now, I go to the potty
Yeah hoo!

7.  Potty Dance

Mommy I have to go potty

I want to teach you a little dance

Called the Potty dance

Dont get scared, Dont worry, dont be scared

Follow my lead,, 

Put your left hand out,

Put your right on top,

Let them drop, and do the hulu

And do the potty dance

Put your left hand out,

Put your right on top,

Let them drop, and do the hulu

 

And do the potty dance,

Part 2,

Knees together,

Cross legs

Shake around

Shake around

Shake around

And do the potty dance

Knees together,

Cross legs

Shake around

Shake around

Shake around

And do the potty dance… 

 

8. Potty Training: The Potty Dance Song!

Wipe, Flush, wash,

Potty, Wipe, Flush,

When you need potty,

Show mom and dad,

Sign Potty,

Do the potty dance,

Wipe, Flush, wash

Potty, Wipe, Flush

When you need potty,

Show mom and dad

Sign Potty

Wipe, flush, wash

Potty, Wipe, Flush

Go potty till you know your through

Go potty till you know your through

Whipe, whipe, wipe, mom and dad can help you

Flush and watch it disappear,

Wash your hands with soap

Wash your hands with soap….

 

 

9. Potty Training: App

Dowload potty training app for itunesDownload potty training app for android

 


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